Total Medals Earned: 240 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,270 Points
Medals Earned: 2/26 (10/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (80/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 6/11 (75/250 points)
Destroy the first boss.
Finish the tutorial.
Destroy th second boss.
Destroy the third boss
Destroy the fourth boss.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Delete your saved data to re-begin your adventure.
Destroy the fith boss.
Destroy the sixth boss.
Medals Earned: 12/13 (145/155 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (150/160 points)
Save Cindy from her intruder
Help Wally Woog with his library
Complete a task for Mr. Wigwatts
Recover the complete jetpack
Beat the jetpack minigame on a more difficult route
Watch the whole opening scene
Hear everyone's voicemail message in the same session
Medals Earned: 5/19 (85/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/495 points)
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (95/130 points)
You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3
You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!
You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!
You've unlocked all features and all the badges!
You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!
You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!
You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!
You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!
You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!